吃掉我一块钱, 你爽吗?

Honey, just now i went out to meet a friend at 8.44pm. You know why i know it was exactly  at 8.44pm? Because I just checked the call history. i called her twice at 8.44pm and 8.45pm. She didn't pick up both. And i remember i called her again for the third time when I reached Jco, cuz i need to pass her my baby aloe vera, and the time was at 8.55pm. Confirm. 

My Aloe Vera Babies, give away FOC

So, i assumed that i reached Jco at 8.55pm, based on the call history? 5 minutes from home? That's fast! Yes, you know how near Jco to my place, right?

I wandered at Jco until almost 10pm, all by myself haha ^_^ until they announced that they are going to close for business today. Ok, i bought just 3 rows of Vitagen plus a packet of soil to plant my pandan plant.

Made my payment & went down to pay for the parking fees. Maybe 10 - 15 minutes? 

FYI honey, this Jco give FREE parking charges for the first two hours to all its members.

Proceeded to my car & drove back home. Unfortunately, when Itried to insert the parking coupon at the barrier booth...

It showed to me a BIG ERROR!

THIS CARD IS UNREADABLE! 

Holi sit !!!

There're so many cars were waiting behind me, you know! So Malu! 

I quickly pressed the HELP button a.k.a INTERCOM. 

No response! 

My goodness! 

Luckily after a while, a lady came to my assist. She took a look at my coupon & she said : 

Bayar Satu Ringgit!

Meaning - pay one ringgit!

I said: I paid already.

She said: No. 

Sternly* 

She said: You masuk pukul 8, sekarang dah pukul 10. Kena bayar satu ringgit. 

Meaning: you came in at 8, now already 10. You need to pay one ringgit. 

I was gan chiong at that time, so when she said pay one ringgit, i quickly took RM1 and gave her. After that only she willing to open the barrier for me. 

Without wasting any second, Immediately i drove out, i just don't want those people behind me waiting unhappily & unnecessary!! Or maybe they're cursing me alr!! Huhhh

Now I'm home. I tried to recall back the whole incident just now and...

Hello! 

I didn't enter at 8pm lar!!!

Please lar...

I must have entered between 8.44 - 8.55pm based on my call history.

(Well, i know this is a lousy evidence, nobody gonna believe me this haha)

And it's not 2 hours yet! It should be free parking!

Too bad! I didn't capture any picture of the coupon.

My question is, will she going to pay that one ringgit to Jco?  

Or she gonna eat it? 

She is a mly u know, and it's their Holy Month now. She is fasting. I hope she doesn't create this cheap sin for herself. 

btw, How she gonna pay that RM 1 to Jco? How???

That's why I assumed & said: 你吃掉我一块钱, 爽吗?

Meaning: You eat my one ringgit, happy ma?