Sunday, March 30, 2014

Happy 1st Anniversary


30.03.2014      ta da....

You Are The Apple of My Eyes - S8R Size

A Paper - A4 Size

*** The quotes above are some ideas that I mixed and combined from Google :P 
Haha actually a lot can be found easily from the internet but.......

Just this one the best to describe what I want to tell u today,



                                   Darling,

I'm so BLESSED, I'm married to the RIGHT man! 
Prove me right forever, ok honey
loveu muacksss




*** later i'll stick it onto the wall k

Saturday, March 29, 2014

2014/1. 29.03.2014

鬼懂 Deckam, Dodney 是他们的 surname ah 👊👊 huh 讨厌!

Friday, March 28, 2014

Angry ooooooooooo

Honey, i sibeh angry now, just tio summon! 
Today 拜五 not working mah!! Why summon aunty still working ohh?

Honey, just now u know.......

Do you know that the airport have 2 DIFFERENT TAXI COUNTERS? 
1. TAXI Counter
2. METER TAXI Counter ?? What!!!!!?????

Seriously, this girl at the METER TAXI COUNTER have a very serious attitude problem or she is too dumb to understand my question? I don't know WHY I need to pay that extra RM2 to get a SECURITY GUARD to escort me to the TAXI huhhhh hahaha OMG so funny!!! I can walk myself ok!!

When I said i don't need the security guard, i just want the taxi coupon, she pointed to me to go to the information counter instead of the taxi counter.  

So, now you can happily continue playing your fcxxing hp and laughing in your heart that u made me walk to the information counter and walk back to the taxi counters again... carrying my heavy sewing machine, right? Served me right lar! Right?

Please lar girl, if u don't want to work properly, you better go back home and sleep ok! You are now at the front line hello!

难怪医师说我乱七八糟很多问题, 一点点小事我就会《火滚》然后又要自己安抚自己 哈哈哈 就快变疯婆了! 
对不起啊 朋友们, 我不在这里骂的话, 我不懂要去那里骂了! 

我不要像《破*妇骂街》那样叻! 哈哈

写完, 我好多了 哈哈 ^_^

我们的情歌 - 你的眼睛

老公,

你记不记得以前你唱给我的那首情歌?
刚才在车上听到 ^^

你的眼神 充满魅力 带走我的心跳...
你的温柔 如此靠近 带走我的心跳...
。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

每次我只会唱前面的第一句
你的眼神。。。。。。。。然后就不会了
哈哈哈

还每次唱错,
你的眼睛。。。。。。。。又停了 @_@

什么歌名也不懂?? 哈哈

老公, 要上飞机了。
See you tonight honey loveu

New Curtain

Honey, 

I have a BIG mission coming back to Sarikei this sch holiday, you know. As the little bb is coming soon, I think next month my house will sit a lot of guests? Many relatives will come to see the bb? Or come "送 ngan" <---- Foo Chow, meaning coming to give blessing to the newborn. 
Haha next time u come, u can see also ^_^

Living room glass door
I made this curtain last last year, as the preparation for my brother's wedding. Remember i forced daddy to buy me the sewing machine for my bday? Haha Cuz i said i want to sew many things!!! 

After that, Daddy 骂我骂到臭头! He said why I changed his old nice nice curtain to this "hard hard" curtain. 硬硬的! The material was "hard" to explain @_@ It's thick, I thought thicker better mah, who knows... it's very "hard" type of clothe and it's very "hard" to pull... not smooth

Huh... 总之 it's hard, and I don't like it also. My fault, got a wrong material @_@

Then, when I reached home last Saturday, the first thing that came to my mind was... this one week at home is the best time for me to get this "hardy" curtain OUT!!! This time as for the preparation to welcome the little bb \(^_^)/

You see, before................

Too hard that the curtain strangled together

And ta... da.... NEW!

Kitchen

Living room

Aquarium side windows

My sister & i went to Sibu on Monday & bought the clothe from Daesim. I think it's the biggest fabrics shop in Sibu bah... after that we shun bian go to sibu pasar malam.

This is "long" type of curtain clothe, so we bought the width, instead of the length, cuz the length itself is alr fixed. Aiya, tell u also you don't understand. Forget it.

Nice mah? Soft & Smooth

The cost is about RM15 per meter x 20 meters.

Enough for me to cover: 
Glass door (4 panels) x 1
Window 4 panels x 1 
Window 3 panels x 3

So u calculate how cheap? 
Labour? FOC! 

Walao honey can u believe, daddy's house have SO MANY WINDOWS! Cuz it's corner lot! Guess our intermediate house next time don't have that many bah... aiyo but our kitchen door is also a full length glass door @_@

When I took down the old curtain,  i complained to my dad bout the spider webs!!! 
Eeeeeeeeee........... why never wash!!!

My dad must be kidding me, he smile smile and said NEVER MIND, this old one no use anymore, use this new one, next year grow spider web already, u can sew a new set again! What????

I faint! My back broke already! Imagine, I got all these done by less than 3 days man! 日夜赶工 ok hahaha 

Tmr I'm going back liao honey missu muacksss!!


Sunday, March 23, 2014

My heart is for you!

Honey, Ben Ching, you know right?
I told you before, my senior.

Honey, you see what I bought for her haha!! All the way from JB to Sarikei.
Fyi, in Sarawak, we don't have this G Brand Roti haha.

G Brand bread loaf + spicy sardine buns
People said it has 反腐济 I also dunno. Aiyo talking bout roti I want to buy this honey!!!!!



But I heard, everywhere is out of stock now!

So, forget bout it~ i'm in Sarawak and...
Sarikei, Sibu don't have Tesco!

Honey, you see what she gave me?


A hearty pendant, GOLD, OMG!!
She said it's for our ROM last year @_@

Honey, we still have the lovely measuring tape(door gift), right?
Remind me next time bring back one for her ok!

Wow, THANK YOU SO MUCH dear!
See? She knows me well, cuz she knows??? and I like it very much honey, really!

Honey, wait I go back i show you, k my heart! Haha

L.Restaurant in the airport

Honey, nah this is the L. Restaurant in the airport that yesterday you suggested we go to eat... 

Then, today my sis & I went to eat, without u. Haha

White sugar vs Brown sugar

You know, at first she wanted to eat tht old town, but eeee... we had eaten too many times in kl last month, so I don't want.

I skipped our normal Jasmine Rose tea and ordered this Earl Grey. Turned out, it's really like what the waitress said... so aromatic~

Earl Grey
They only served simple breakfast before 11am. So, my sis ordered this...


Looking for wifi

The same fried mee hoon that you ordered last time, same DELICIOUS!
She said her company's canteen sell at $1 only @_@
I said, cehh where got as delicious like this ooo!

Ta... da.... this was mine ^_^

Breakfast platter

The bread was normal.
The sausages (hidden under the bread) were claimed to be handmade, ok la not bad, at least better than those hotdog sold 10 in a pack.
But, shorter.

The baked bean were just as enough, not too much... I like it and the two eggs..... especially the juicy half-cooked yolks... yummy yummy!

Also, we ordered this.

Ceasar Salad

Total I paid around RM63++, if im not wrong, should be around there la.

Overall, the food were very delicious!
Price, average. 
Ambience was good & comfortable, it was early morning so there're not many people or maybe we were their first customer of the day! Haha
Hygiene - consider ok for me. Got fly, my sis said. Maybe because of its open concept.
Service - not bad. But I saw only 2 waitresses working. I have to ask twice for a cup of warm water. I think they got busier after 8am, as more and more customers flocking in. Nvm, we were early & can wait...

Last but not least...

My sweets ^^
Recommended!!

Honey, I'm home!

Honey, I'm home!!! Safely

Guess what my mum cooked? Haha


Chicken Soup

Clever honey, damn clever... as you self-claimed haha

Btw apart from that, mum cooked a few other sarikei signature dishes also...

Lakkiang Chai & Midin??

Lakkiang Chai for me & the wild fern for my sis
\(^_^)/

Remember the previous time u came to my house, waseh 阿妈 cooked a lot a lot a lot of lakkiang Chai and after eating them, I said i gonna ban that vege for 1 year. 
Now, not yet one year haha


Oily pork rib

Pork babi in dark soy sauce. 

Hah, luckily I've done my body check up before coming back. If not, you see what my mum cooked for us!! Crabbs
Crabbs
Today, the crab shells were not really those hard type, they were softer sell & considered easy to break with my 15k teeth! Haha 

I ate at least 5 pcs hoho \(^_^)/
You want?

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Honey, LOVEU 22.03.2014

Honey,

I'm flying back to Sarawak now...
I see everyone boarding with happy happy face, going back hometown is HAPPY ^_^

I whatapps to you later when I landed in Sibu k!
LOVEU honey muacksss!

Agnes

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Honey,my students' hand broke, leg broke!

Honey, big case in my sch today!
Got one hand broken!
Another one leg broken!

My school is organising a big tournament these two days, Sunday & Monday. As usual, your wifey - me as the teacher advisor for MSB a.k.a 《MSB Head》, is the person in charge for the FIRST AID part. Another teacher in charge for this first aid is the head of T's Nohj Club a.k.a. 《T's Head》
It is a big tournament, inter-school level, playing a type of ball I dunno what - Throw Ball?
There were many many students from several schools in my district coming for the game, maybe 10 of them at least and......

Imagine the organiser GOT THE FACE to ask me to prepare ONLY 4 first aiders to be on duty! And it's like TWO for the morning & TWO for the afternoon session! Together with another 4 little fellas from T's.Nohj Club, total 8 of us were on guard to provide emergency medical assistance for the whole two days event.

Sunday has been raining. I saw many teachers in charge were like wet little ducklings, working under the rain. The students were playing despite the rain. Huh... Thanks God, nothing's happen. Safe.

Then today, the rain got even heavier than yesterday. Still, they continue the game. My poor first aiders, continue to squeeze in that small tent provided for them... waiting for anyone who ever got injured.

Remember on last Thursday, last............ minute the organiser a.k.a 《urussetia》 said to me : I can only give you 4 students ah, 4 sijil and 4 meals ONLY! Cannot send more than that ah! Only 2 in the morning, 2 in the afternoon ah! Cuz the T's Nohj Club will also send another 4 to assist you.

4 4 4 = "si lar"

How Stupid! How could 4 first aiders are able to take care of ALL OF YOU? Even my students who have a better brain to think can tell me that they need more first aiders to be on duty and they even volunteer....
Nvm teacher, we dun need the sijil.
Nvm teacher, we dun need the food.
How thoughtful they are! Year end then we must really treat them a feast ok honey?

Walao the 《urussetia》, u want to cut cost also cannot do to me like this mah? The whole tournament, inter-school level with so many players but only 4 first aiders? Hahaha So Funny!

Ok honey, you knnow what happened today? 2 students got injured. One broke her hand. Another one even more jialat, broke her leg, cannot walk. I dunno it was already broken or wat, I AM NOT A DOCTOR, but after we sent them to the nearby clinic, the doctor said pls GO TO THE HOSPITAL FOR XRAY!

Fine, so who gonna send them to the hospital?
It's already 1.30pm by that time. I have a meeting in JB at 2pm. You know how long time I need to drive in order to reach there? At least 30 mins.

Ok, I cannot send. So I must find somebody to send them. My partner, the 《T's Head》 cannot send, because he is just riding a motorcycle, no car. I guess next time i have to ride a motor to sch also lar... good excuse. And all of my morning session MSB teachers had already went back home....

So, how? I tried to find the 《afternoon session Head of MSB》. She said can you pls find the 《teacher on duty 》for this week? Cuz later I need to in charge for the MSB registration which is due by this week.

Yea, she was indeed helping me with the afternoon session MSB registeration. And I suppose it was 《teacher on duty》's responsible for this kind of issue.

I hurrily checked the notice board. There were at least 5 to 6 《teachers on duty》 for this week, but I don't know where to find them all. I suppose some of them were in their class, teaching maybe. Hah... Thanks goodness I finally found one, Pn. Arno. She was sitting there free. When i told her bout my problem, she asked me to find other 《teacher on duty》I said I'm rushing for a meeting now, can you inform your teammates & see who can bring the poor students to the hospital? Reluctantly she said: ohh... you need to get permission from the 《Afternoon Head》i am scared to bring the students out alone, SACRED???somemore one cannot walk alr... how am I gonna carry her? and it's raining somemore!

Yes, it's RAINING HEAVILY!

She got the point. I went to find 《Afternoon Head》. Again, i told him the whole situation & hoping that he could let two teachers out to send the girls to the hospital. But he said: cannot... you must call their parents first. Or you ask the organiser 《urussetia》to send. This is PPD's responsible, you cannot ask my teacher to do this. I dun want to involve my teacher in this. you go and ask the organiser 《urussetia》

Hello brother! We are the organiser! The 《Urussetia》are all OUR SCHOOL TEACHERS ALSO WAKE UP!!!

Fine, he was right too. This was indeed《urussetia》's responsible. 《Urussetia》means me la!

I am the person in charge for the first aid. That's me la!!!
Cuz the other teacher have no car! So, back to ME!!!
But I have a meeting now! And I was LATE FOR SURE already!

2pm.
I rushed from the office to the tentage, in the middle of the basketball court.. raining also boh chap...

I met with  The 《urussetia head》repeat the whole story with her again. Bu she said: sorry, I cannot let go my men! I need them to conduct the tournament! Who gonna help me to do this, do that if u take away my teachers? How the tournament gonna carry on without the 《urussetia》?

She was right! So, How???

I have NO CHOICE but to call my 《HEM Head》. His phone was engaged. Then, I called my《KOKO Head》.  Luckily, she picked up my phone.  I summarised the whole situation to her and she said, ok I help you deal with the 《Afternoon Head》.

While waiting for her, i prayed for good news, hoping that she can negotiate with the 《Afternoon Head》and send me 2 teachers to send the poor girls to the hospital. They were shivering alr. Suddenly, the 《HEM Head》called me & asked me why I called him. Again, I story the situation to him but he was unable to provide me any assistance..... i hanged up his call to receive 《KOKO Head》's incoming call.

Haih... Bad News! She said the 《Afternoon Head》is such a STUBBORN CHAP!
Cannot let go means cannot let go! Huh!!

Honey i tell you, very nice of her you know,
she suggested me....
to suggest to the《Afternoon Head》,
to replace the 《urussetia》with the《teacher on duty》,
so that the 《urussetia》who is suppose to held responsible for this can send the injured students to the hospital.

What?????????? WHAT'S THE DIFFERENT?

I did what she told me to do. I called the 《Afternoon Head》again to suggest him that.  Hahaha
He was not stupid. Suggesting him to do the replacement, got nothing different with asking the 《teacher on duty》to come out to send the students hahaha I laughed bitterly too in my heart!

Again, he asked me to call the parent.

It was almost 2.10pm alr. The injured students were waiting far away at the entrance. i dunno who are their parents , i dont have their contact numbers. One cannot walk. Me - in the middle of the basketball court.
It was raining like cats and dogs. I have no umbrella, all these while I have been bracing tru the rain...
The game had started, the 《urussetia》 were busy with their works. I was late for the meeting.

But i cannot just let the injured students unattended there @_@ OH MY GOD!

Just then, someone said, CALL THE AMBULANCE! Hah... What An Idea!

I took out my phone and dialed 999 straight away and it was connected within a second! When i heard the operator speaking, my tears began to roll down. I was just too emotional... finally i found someone who are willing to help me. I told the operator what's going on, where were we, what happened... give him my sch phone number and ask him NOT to call me because i need to leave immediately for a meeting.

I think he heard me crying, honey. He kept telling me to CALM DOWN TEACHER!

Bertenang Cikgu! Bawa Bertenang.

We have activated the ambulance & pls STAY CALM & DO nothing to the students, jangan urut, jangan bagi makan apa-apa, jangan bagi minum. jangan kasih gerak... Tunggu saja sampai ambulance datang ok...
itu saja arahan dari saya.

cikgu faham?

I said yes.  I understand.

Just as i hanged up, i saw the 《Afternoon Head》 and the 《HEM Head》 coming, with their big heads!

Jangan Agnes! Jangan call ambulance.... ala.. kenapa call ambulance... suruh je siapa-siapa hantar...

Senang je you cakap ye! I scolded in my heart. Tadi minta permission suruh cikgu bertugas hantar tak boleh
Sekarang i dah call ambulance u cakap suruh siapa-siapa je hantar, ataupun call ibu bapa dia...

Senang je you cakap. Meeting aku macam mana? Dah dua setengah, buat malu je aku kalau pergi sekarang tau, baik tak payah pergi. Dahlah hujan, lari sini lari sana.. baju pun dah basah, macam mana pergi meeting? buat malu je

Ala Agnes, call je bapak dia, suruh datang. 

Tapi ambulance dah on the way, Encik?

Tak pe, call lagi suruh cancel @_@

Amboiii senang ye you cakap suruh cancel..

So, i called 999 again to do the cancellation. I apologized to the kind operator and told them the sch had asked me to cancel the medical assistance from you all.

Thankfully, the mother of the injured girl said she can come. So, I left them with the 《Heads》
And me? Super late for the meeting. I didnt go eventually. Happy?








Thursday, March 13, 2014

Judika... Aku Yang Tersakiti

Lagu favorite aku~

Pernahkah kau merasa
Jarak antara kita
Kini semakin terasa
Setelah kau kenal dia

Aku tiada percaya
Teganya kau putuskan
Indahnya cinta kita
Yang tak ingin ku akhiri
Kau pergi tinggalkanku..

[chorus]

Tak pernahkah kau sadari
Akulah yang kau sakiti
Engkau pergi dengan janjimu
yang telah kau ingkari
Oh Tuhan tolonglah aku
Hapuskan rasa cintaku
Akupun ingin bahagia
Walau tak bersama dia

Memang tak kan mudah
Bagiku tuk lupakan segalanya
Aku pergi untuk dia

[chorus]

Tak pernahkah kau sadari
Akulah yang kau sakiti
Engkau pergi dengan janjimu
yang telah kau ingkari

Oh Tuhan tolonglah aku
Hapuskan rasa cintaku
Akupun ingin bahagia
Walau tak bersama dia..oh..ooh..
Diaaa..


Oh Tuhan tolonglah aku
Hapuskan rasa cintaku
Akupun ingin bahagia
Walau tak bersama dia

Ujian 1 SEJARAH... sampai terliur-liur

Honey,

Today is the first day of our mid term exam. First paper today is SEJARAH (History)
Bored? I dunno, but I love my History paper last time...

At 9.15am, when I entered the class... see this fella was sleeping

tidur tidur tidur sleep sleep sleep

aiksss .. belum start paper dah tidur @_@

At 9.25am, after I hv distribute the papers...

One down!

After 20 mins, at about 9.40am..... more & more down! Oh no!

Two rows DOWN!

At 9.50am..................... amboi nyenyaknya tidur, mimpi apa?


Sampai air liur meleleh - leleh ....

Spot the Saliva dripping eeeeeeee!!!!
Air liur titis sampai ke lantai walamak  >_<

Seriously, this is the most disgusting chap I ever see! His exam papers got wet all over OMG! hahaha

TO Jack or FOR Jack ???

Honey,
you know wat... for this blog i initially i put alettertojack...
but then after reading it out for a few times, i feel aletterforjack sounds better haha

Anyway, an English teacher pointed out to me that it's actually the correct one is "TO"
Hah, see? that's why I always tell my students, trust your first answer. Do not change your answer unless you are VERY SURE that the second answer is correct. Arghh, then why did i make the mistake?

Hmmm... coming back home, I quickly do a research online. I Google-d... TO YOU or FOR YOU.
Here're two links that i found useful and i after reading, i am agree that the correct one should be TO YOU.

http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/7771/which-one-is-correct-best-wishes-to-you-or-best-wishes-for-you

according to them,  
Typically in such a greeting, the addressee follows to and the occasion follows for or on.
 'Best Wishes to the Bride & Groom'; 'Best Wishes for the New Year'. –  Kris Dec 26 '11 at 11:03
Simply:
  • ".. best wishes to you..."
  • "best wishes for your..."
In the first instance, towards is the connotation that to is meant to take. (It so happens also to be an annotated meaning.)
In the second, for has no connoted sense of directionality but, instead, connotes application or bestowal--hence the change to possessive of "your..."
In one instance "wishes" extend towards the second person; in the second to something possessed or conferred by the second person.

AND another link here...

http://www.engvid.com/english-grammar-to-for/

In her video she said:

to... is always to use as a  transfer / exchange

while

for... is always to be something beneficial / good for the person


So, after going tru her video,with a few examples... i think the correct title for my blog should be A Letter To Jack!
haha


The GBIP AGM

老公,
现在马在念经。华生们在温习功课, 等下考试。
NGO没来, 我一个人顾两班。

那男饿鬼果然很饿。。。他问我: NGO真的没有来啊?
我说:是啊~
男饿鬼就说: 那我不用去吃了咯?
我说:你自己安排一下咯 @_@

不会丢脸的哦! 那么饿不会叫你的好朋友 (另外一个男饿鬼 a.k.a 同党) 打包给你。你有种就在学生面前吃啦!

Honey,
this saturday u all going to see 二姐's new house... haih I cannot go... cuz I'm working @_@
There will be a big event in my sch, the GBIP Annual Meeting~

My job, as usual is the person-in-charge for Lion Dance Performance. It's weird why this year they put me on a different post???

Agnes Sii Soo Ing

Protocol & raptai??? raptai=rehearsal
Worst is, the ajk list was just being notified... YESTERDAY! (WEDNESDAY) last min?? OMG!

Today is Thursday, exam somemore...
Friday is not schooling...
Saturday is the AGM liao...

写到这里我看到校长来巡叻 哈哈哈哈
还好那个男饿鬼没走开 不然我一定会在校长面前 poke他!

Ok, continue my GBIP meeting story..

They put up the ajk (committee) list only yesterday, they aspect me to arrange everything by yesterday & aspect me to conduct a full rehearsal by today? Hahaha
They thought I can be so..... efficient meh?
#clap hand #clap hand

How can I make arrangements & confirmations with all the parties by less than 24 hours?
fyi GBIP is one of the BIGGEST events in every sch, every year...
involving parents, teachers, venue, food & drinks, vip, sponsor, hamper, tentative, booklet, mc, performances, documentation and many more....
imagine tht!

Anyway, your wifey is a superwoman! Hahaha
I immediately deployed my lions for practice yesterday & today they gonna up for performance~
The rest, my ketua(leader/head) will take care of it. I made my efforts to get her contact yesterday & asked her what can i do to assist her and she told me, she will take care if it. Ok, good! So, if like tht... I will just take care of my lions lar...

Ok honey, the rehearsal will take place anytime soon. Let's see how is it lor...
Ohhh the principal is coming again @_@
马念完经了 \(^_^)/

bye honey SEE YOU TONIGHT! MISSU SO MUCH!

为什么一点点小事都不能做好好?

老公,
讲一个故事给你听。

每个拜四早上去学校是很烦的@_@ 因为每个拜四早上的第一节课,没有上课。

马的念经
印的在篮球场
几百个华的就交给我们这几个华师 @_@

我不是华师头,可是自己做到好像是个头 哈哈 kepo 咯...
以前我们华的本来是坐在canteen。根本不够坐,还要坐到脚车停去,靠经垃圾桶那边,臭死了!华生们,讲话讲话讲话,吵死了!

所以我才会自己跟几位老师做头把学生们“收收”到课时里面。我自己觉得蛮好的啦,就不懂别的华师们怎么想啦~
华生分小组到一斑一斑坐在课室里。又不臭,又不用坐地上,又不用赛太阳。。。。
我们几个华师也分去课室,大家不要吵。可以给他们一些功课,可以跟他们聊天,就算什么都没做也没关系。反正就那么一节。
最重要的是,大家不用一大堆人挤在canteen <无所事事>

话说,

有些 NGO 有兴趣来帮忙辅导我们这些华的。很好啊~ 欢迎欢迎!

所以,现在我们有 NGO1 和 NGO2。
那么你老婆我当然也不能把全部事都自己做到完嘛。。。

既然,华师1 跟这些 NGO1 相熟。那么你老婆我就把《联络》这项事交给她帮我联络联络咯。。。
还有一个华师2,她也跟 NGO2 有交情。那么你老婆我当然希望她可以帮忙联络联络 NGO2 咯。。。

因为,有时候好像明天是考试天,那么马就没念经,那印的跟华的就不用被分出来。
第一节,就每个老师自己进自己的班准备考试啦。。。

那是既然不用分出来了,是不是要联络 NGO1 和 NGO2 叫他们不用来?
那是不是要麻烦华师1 跟华师2 去联络?


kepo

我这个人就是 《多事》了一点, 该死的!

跑去 msg 给华师1,提醒她记得《联络》
当然也有 msg 给华师2,提醒她记得《联络》

很清楚,对吧?我是问她懂不懂几点开考?

因为之前就是有发生过,第一节还没考试。马还是要念经,那NGO没来。。。
华师又才几个(不到10个),华男师又死都要第一节去吃,怕死第二节去吃会饿死!

那那些几百个华生,谁来顾?

所以,每个拜四都很惨!我不希望听到马师的来讲我们华师的不会做事。
我都经全力确保每一斑华生都有师顾。

明明就是叫她去查看时间表,我说的很清楚吧。。。 如果没有念经,就通知NGO不用来。

你看她。。。


看上面那段就好了


一下子她就回复我了,说她已经通知了。
也很快跟我讲:NGO1 她通知,NGO2 不关她的事。
你放心好了,我只是把一样的 msg send 给你们两个。不会叫你做多的~

我心想,办事效率很好哦~ 很快哦~
难道拜四真的第一节就开考了?
那很好啊!

今天,华师2 突然冒出一句:Agnes, 你真的要我通知 NGO2 不要来吗?
我看考试时间表,9点多才开始考叻~

what??????

你看啦!我就知道会发生这种事!她昨天说她通知了,是通知 NGO1 不用来吗?
她到底有没有查看考试时间表先的哦?现在死不死,NGO1 如果没有来。。。
明天那4班华生不吵翻天才怪!

所以,我就又再 msg 给华师1,  跟她讲拜四是9点多才开始考试,肯定会有念经的,
肯定印的要去篮球场,华的要分班!
华男师又死都要去吃早餐,最好有一天校长去巡的时候当场被捉!看你还敢不敢吃!
我问她:可不可以麻烦请 NGO1 来帮忙?

你看她说什么。。。。。


好一句《抱歉》我已经跟他们讲不必来了!
妈的!那我问你:你为什么事先没有查看时间表!
什么老师来的哦?做事这样随便的么?

为什么给你一件事,你又丢给我这么大个麻烦!

***当然,为了大家和睦,我哪里敢去这样去问她, 哈哈哈
她又不是刚刚posting的老师叻,比我老很多叻,教了很多很多年的书了那种
she is head of department, you know~

就只好自己在这里骂给老公你听就好咯!好啦,我去睡了,明天看怎么办~
goodnite honey muacksss!

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Expensive soup @ Tmn Teratai

Honey,

Today Wednesday is a busy day. It's our ko-ko day a.k.a CCA day.
Busy... I have NO nuch time to make myself nice breakie. Luckily, last night I boiled 2 eggs & bring to sch. Cook my normal oat porridge & eat with the eggie minus the egg yolks, with olive oil + soy sauce. Hmmmm.... the taste is acceptable. Also NO time to peel any fruits today.



oat porridge with eggs

My colleague saw it and said: HEALTHY!


vico
Change my drinks today to VICO, cuz I saw someone drinking milo haha.


And....
This is my lunch \(^_^)/

clear soup

3 fishballs, at first i took 2, but the lady boss said 3 for RM1. So, I took 3 different fish balls.
One is called Foo Chow fishball, inside got meat stuffed.
Another is veggie fish ball & last one is normal fish ball.

1 Yong Tou Fu tofu, stuffed with meat too.
1 Yong Tou Fu assorted, dunno how to call it @_@ triangle in shaped.

1 Yong You Fu's lady's finger.

All in CLEAR SOUP - 清汤。no noodles added.

Guess what RM5.00!!!

So, I try to breakdown the price.
3 fishballs RM1
1 tofu RM1
1 assorted RM1
1 Lady's finger RM1
CLEAR SOUP RM1.

Expensive isn't it?

Form 5AP2

Honey,
you remember the other day i told you about those students who break my lion's head?
until today the case left unsolved, reason because we have no evidence @_@

That bunch of monkeys, i hate them!
i took a revenge yesterday, shall i call it a revenge? probably yes.

i caught them "ponteng" meaning playing truant during lesson, went out from the classroom without teacher's permission. taking their own sweet time, wandering around, free and easy... leisure-ing!

At about 12.20pm, after sending some certificates to the exam rooms ( first floor ) and i was on my way back to the staffroom when i saw their group wandering at the foyer (ground floor) as usual. in fact, i always see them ponteng over there, at the foyer. So, i think this is a perfect chance and i quickly took out my phone, the Samsung Note 3 that you bought for me for my birthday present last year.... lalala

ohh honey thank you so much haha you know the phone co-operate with me so well and respone so fast in taking their pictures, vividly!


wandering around free and easy, not knowing i m taking picture of them

HAPPY! HAHAHA! i almost got all of them, pictures taken. you see?


hah, one of them saw me with camera!

one of them saw me and he immediately alerted the others. RUN RUN RUN!

some hiding, some running away
They are just like those backstreet mousies running scattering around as if they see a BIG CAT coming meowww hahaha


peep? why? see whether i m still there? YES i am still here waiting for you to come out!


u thought i dun see u hiding here?

see? some even hiding behind the tree! what an idea!


run lar... run for your life!

Too bad guys, i have already taken pictures of all of you HAHAHA


Laughing Loud in my heart HAHAHA HAHAHA puas hatiku!

i want to show these pictures to the principal and make sure they all got punished huh!
who asked them to spoil my lions, served them right!

I told you I am a bad teacher!

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Problematic Printer - E6

Honey!!!!
My printer spoilt again!

Canon Pixma MG2170 ciss modified

ERROR 6 ?????
This time E6. What is E6 hah?

I really dunno how come this printer ah, keep giving me problem. Sian!
The longest 'he' can tahan is 2 weeks, before 'he' goes sot sot again. Spoilt very mafan you know, I have to carry 'him' up and down, send 'him' to repair & then bring back to sch. Worst is... I cannot print my documents... Make me really fed up liao la >_<

I'm giving 'him' LAST CHANCE!
Later I'll bring 'him' to see another 'doctor'
Takkan I change new catridge liao, 'he' still sot sot!
If after this still cannot, I want to THROW HIM AWAY and get a new one! #angry
Heart pain you know, I spent RM50? plus RM45? to replace the catridge, for yours and mine.
Then, the refill ink cost me RM9 x 4 bottles = RM36.

? = not sure

Just now, I tried to Google what is the meaning of E6, who knows I can settle myself. haha
But,aiya cannot find our printer's model @_@

So, honey remember to use your printer EVERYDAY! Just print anything ok!
*we have two same printers, one in sg, one i put in my sch
Weekend, I will go back to help you to print & make sure 'he' works everyday so that 'he' wont become lazy & sot again! Huh!

***update***

Honey, i met with a very nice lady working at a famous computer shop in Taman University here, I believe whoever studied in UTM before will know that shop, sai-tech ^_^

The boss referred me to her, he said she is very professional with this kind of printer & she told me that there is ONLY ONE ERROR 16 that can be settle by the user themselves. Others involve their hands on repair. Amazingly, she helped me to resolve the problem in less than 20 seconds! Wow!

At first, when she told me to do it myself, I was quite reluctant @_@ I can't believe what she said, just PRESS & HOLD the STOP button will do? I said, i alr do tht. But she said me to try again. She said 一定可以的。awww, I have sent this chap out for repair so many times alr this year, today I'm determined to send 'him' out to repair whatever problems thoroughly! That's why I insisted to give her my printer & check whether it is worth to repair although she said she have no time to repair this and it might takes up to one week! I said nvm. Coincidently, someone pressing the horn, i thought it's my car is blocking other ppl so I quickly went to my car & 顺便 bring in the dying printer.

She said: 你看我做给你看啊, 一定可以的。Confident!

Ta da..... less than 10 seconds I think... the printer is ok already showing number 1. Hahaha

What I learned from her today is... E16 means low ink, so you need to RESET , so that the catridge will pump ink from the exterior tanks. Understand now?

Favorite Braised Peanuts

Honey,

Today's breakfast is my Favourite braised peanuts,
with oat + horlick + 1 carrot + 1 orange.

oat+braised peanuts+horlick+carrot+orange

I took a quick picture & eat fast fast today cuz I'm free only for 1 period.
Today got officer from KPM coming to my sch to do invigilation...

I have a Science lesson later with a moderate standard class F5AP1, we'll be hiding in the lab until recess at 10.25am \(^_^)/ lucky!
Hopefully everyone is doing well today, fellow teachers & students.

BTW, I haven't punish those 5AP2 students...
I caught them ponteng yesterday, red - handed, I even took their pictures wandering at the foyer, as evidence. Showed to my principal today but... he was too busy.

Nvm, I will follow up. Ok honey, I go class liao!

Monday, March 10, 2014

Kitar Nitrogen

Honey,
Today i taught this in school. I draw de... nice ma? Hahaha

Nitrogen Cycle





















Nitrogen from atmosphere turun ke permukaan Bumi melalui 2 cara:-
1. Kilat - kilat 叫什么? 打雷!
2. Bakteria Pengikat Nitrogen yang terdapat pada nodul-nodul akar tumbuhan kekacang seperti kacang tanah - 花生, 知道吗? 

Lepas tu, ianya akan menjadi NITRAT. 
Ok, tumbuhan tak ade mulut seperti kita manusia, so ia hanya boleh "menyerap" INGAT perkataan ini serap melalui akarnya.
这个nitrogen, 下来就变成了 NITRAT.
植物是没有嘴巴的啊, 所以它们是用它们的根来吸收营养的。

and then, tumbuhan dimakan oleh siapa??????? 
Contohnya, rumput siapa makan?????
Lembu!!! 牛牛牛牛。。。 全班都会! Hahaha

Ok, ini kita panggil proses ASIMILASI. 

Then, lepas makan lembu buat apa??
Buang tahi. 
YES, CORRECT CORRECT!

Lepas makan, 牛 (niu=lembu) pun buang tahi or kita panggil dalam Sains - bahan buangan. 
Tadi, semua tumbuhan,haiwan kalau mati pun jadi macam tahi. .. bahan buangan ok?

So, semua tumbuhan , haiwan, tahi... semua kalau mati nanti ada sejenis bakteria namanya bakteria pereputan/penguraian akan tukarkannya menjadi AMMONIUM. 
这些植物,动物死了过后, 就会变成这个臭臭的 
"ah-mo-nium"

Ammonium then ditukar menjadi NITRIT! 
INGAT!!! tadi NITRAT sekarang NITRIT!
这个臭臭的ah-mo-nium, 等下就会变  NITRIT! 
看好啊, 不要搞错啊! 刚才那个 NITRAT 跟现在这个 NITRIT 是不一样的 ok!

Ok, ini proses kita panggil penitritan. 

Then, belum habis lagi NITRIT kena tukar balik jadi NITRAT. 

Last sekali, ini NITRAT ah.... either dia dimakan Ohhh no no... diserap oleh akar tumbuhan atau.... dia naik semula ke udara jadi NITROGEN semula. 
TENGOK. .. ini proses namanya 
Pen-de.........nitritan.

Semua baca!

Pen-de............nitritan ok!
Terbalik punya kita panggil 
Pen-de............nitritan.

Jadi, ini semua satu round kita namakannya KITAR NITROGEN. 
Penting ah! Sebab dia penting untuk mengekalkan kesuburan tanah & kandungan nitrogen di udara.

Ok habis, sekarang i mahu tanya...

Nitrogen turun ke Bumi jadi apa?

.............silent.................
Suddenly,
Cikgu, Bahan buangan!

What???? Bahan buangan tu tahi la @_@
Aduhh, adakah awak nampak hujan turun jadi tahi semua???
Apooooo.... >_<

Lagi sekali, class tengok gambar!
Nitrogen turun ke Bumi jadi apa?

Nitrat Nitrat Nitrat cikgu Nitrat
Nitrat Nitrat Nitrat...... cikgu Nitrat

Ok, pandai semua buat latihan now!


妹妹与马来1,印度1和印度2的故事

老公,
刚才去载妹妹, 一上车妹妹就说: 姐, 我很讨厌一个人! 
我问: 谁?

今天, 在我公司有个马来人, 她跟一个印度人好, 跟另外一个印度人不好。现在, 她跟那个好的印度人不好了, 然后跟不好那个好了。。。。。

讲到乱七八糟... 我听到一头污水 @_@

Ok ok... 我说, 现在有:-
马来1
印度1
印度2
好, 妹妹你可以继续讲了

一开始, 马来1跟印度1好。
马来1跟印度2不好。

我跟印度1好, 也跟印度2好, 也跟马来1好 \(^_^)/

印度1跟印度2没有好, 也没有不好。

有一天, 马来1跑来跟我讲: 你以后不要再跟我笑了 @_@ 因为你跟印度1好, 又跟印度2好。你明明知道印度1跟印度2不好, 你还跟她们两个都好。。。
你是 ular dua kepala!

Hahahaha 听到这里, 我笑到不得了!

好咯, 妹妹说她就不跟马来1笑咯。。。
哪里知道那个马来1当天下午就跑来跟我讲话, 我就以为没事了咯~

今天, 马来1看到我跟印度2在一起。她又跑了跟我讲: 你以后不要再跟我讲话了! 因为你跟印度1讲话, 又跟印度2讲话, 我不要跟你好了!

奇怪!!!

妹妹问我: 为什么这个世界上会有这种人??? 我跟全部人都好, 她们跟谁不好是她们的事。你一下跟一个好, 一下又另外一个好 @_@ 还要叫我不可以跟两个好 @_@ 
神经病

Aiyaaa... 我说啊~ 这世界上就是会有这种人的咯~ 
莫名奇妙 哈哈

Ok, 讲到这里我们就到家了。