Friday, April 18, 2014

4439 Taxi uncle - No Manners!

Honey honey,  

While waiting for you to come to fetch me just now right, I witnessed this 4439 taxi uncle like sot sot like that... reversed his taxi and bumped into a yellow taxi behind him. Jialat! 

The yellow taxi, a Chinese uncle already horn hornnnnn...................... & hold long.................... long enough to catch my attention & everybody else there could hear alr...

but this 4439 uncle ah, was sleeping/dreaming like that... alamak @_@

He kept reversing until......  Bump & Kena! 
Happy already lor? >_<

Actually, i saw they just slightly hit a bit only nia lar haha nothing de~

At first the Chinese uncle just came down check his car, diam diam only, but then 4439 start to find fight with him >_<


《Video Part 1》

Walao eh!!! He 眼睛睁大大说瞎话咯!
He dare to say, he had moved forward???
and accused it's the yellow cab that came and knocked him??? @_@
What??? Big Canon!!!
我是亲眼看到他在做梦退, 退, 退。。。。。退到。。。。。然后屁股撞到黄色taxi!


讲到没有 point 了就骂粗话了咯!
Vulgarities + spat somemore @_@
SERIOUSLY NO MANNERS!

《Video Part 2》

Then now he admit that he got reversed @_@
????? hahaha
好像喝醉酒睡不醒这样 sot sot de

This yellow cab uncle, steady ah 👍👍^_^ smile smile ^_^

He looked at me and said 气死啊!
I think he must felt that this 4439 uncle ah, crazy ppl ah, very funny also lar hahaha!
Or jammed until too stress? It was almost midnight already ler haha

Tmr is Good Friday & long weekend.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

是特地的 or 故意的?

Honey, 

I told u my sch got two 帮派 right? Imagine we have just 10 C teachers also they want to separate like tht >_< me - no word say!

Me with The Oldies vs The Youngies.

Okay, let's continue with my MSBP story yesterday. 

Honey I tell u, today then i know that in this world ah... really have this kind of ppl who is so........... SELFISH! Not selfie ok!

You know, yesterday after the competition,  the ex - judge of this sort of marching competition commented that we ( MSBP girls ) actually made a few mistakes:
1. The command - not in correct order.
2. The shoes @_@ should be black pvc shoes - kasut potong @_@

Walao eh! Just last week, I have alr double triple confirmed with the MSBP branch regarding this SHOES ISSUE. And they have also double triple confirmed with me that............ we gonna use the WHITE SHOES! 

HOW COME NOW THEY SAID THEY WANT BLACK SHOES!! PVC SOMEMORE! 

I admit that it's my fault. I should have communicate more with the koko in charge teacher. She ever told me that there are some CHANGES with the command this year. 
What changes? 
I even asked my commander girl to talk with her, right in front of me cuz i scared that i might send wrong information later cuz im not really that familiar with the command and stuffs. And my girl had noted that too. Then in order to be more clear, she said she will photostat & provide us the latest scheme of marking. Fine. I thanked her.

After that, I thought everybody got updated alr & the biggest mistake I made is..... I didn't check with her further on. Awww....

After the competition yesterday, my girl came to me and asked me to help them to find the LATEST version of marking scheme. Hey, I said I thought u all had alr confirmed with the koko in charge Ms. Hasida, the other day? Now you all ask me bout the command again? The competition is just two more days! Pengzzzz

Only then i found out a sibeh tokok story. 

My girls saw there was a marking scheme with Mr CCL, the T's Nohj head and his team who lost the direct fight with us yesterday. Latest one!

I immediately called my KOKO HEAD, and asked her bout this. She asked me to find Ms Hasida. Ok, I direct to Ms. Hasida. 

WALAO U KNOW what?
Ms. Hasida had already give a copy to Mr CCL and I suppose she would has asked him to share these latest information with me????

But he didn't.

Now, they wanted me to find Mr CCL and get from him. I walked to the middle of the football field, under the burning hot sun... asked him bout the latest booklet!

He still got the cheek to tell me that THERE IS NOT MUCH CHANGES, ALMOST THE SAME & he already briefed my girls about that! What???? Almost the same means got changes la! Got difference la! Don't you know that every single thing is counted for the competition? Even a small button will affect the marking ok hello pls wake up you mind!

I insisted I want a copy of that. He boh bian also have to give me. He said on his table. We rushed back to the office and found the booklet, i quickly made a copy & study.

No wonder he was so confident that they will win la No wonder... 

I guess he might be scared too. How if my MSBP team made a huge mistake and later find out that it's his fault for not sharing the information with me? (***My guess only haha) 

That's why before the competition yesterday, he got briefly told my girls bout the changes but HE NEVER MENTIONED BOUT THE BLACK SHOES! 

That's how we get to know bout this booklet! 
WAH PIANG! WHAT IS THIS? 

这个世界为什么会有这样的人? 我实在是很不明白! 要赢也不是这样啊! 是我的话, 早就通知你有这些更改咯! 
他还自己去做kertas kerja申请拨款买黑鞋! 也不约我! 
Hey, 大家是华人叻! 要不要搞到这样哦! 

真的是有句成语 《相见 何必相太贱》什么什么的  Walao!!!!!! 
《本是同根生。。。何必什么什么》

害到我啊 @_@

今天从早就跑上跑下。。。跑去找鞋。。。
找到鞋, 还要带回去学校给我学生试鞋。。。
试了鞋, 又要冲回去跟那间店定鞋。。。

跑去提钱, 还了一千多块钱 @_@ 我自己的钱 @_@

不够鞋, 还要去别的分行再找鞋。。。
买够了31双鞋, 还要冲回去给她们快快穿新鞋来练习!

Walao 你早讲不是不用害我这样麻烦辛苦咯

险恶的男人! 心胸胸肌狭窄 的 王八蛋!

赶回来, 1点放学之前给她们练习 with the new shoes.... 新鞋都不懂她们会不会脚痛明天 >_<

好啦, 学生们放学了, 我又得跑去找袜子! 
31双袜子, 不说你不懂。。。
你老婆我跑了3间店才有这么多双一样的黑袜子 @_@

Huh! Seriously, honey i think this man's heart is black... same black just like the shoes! 

Hahahahaha happy \(^_^)/
谢谢他去申请的黑鞋, 现在要给我们用先 哈哈哈!

Honey, 
You know yesterday when he & his team lost, he made them run the football field for 10 rounds! His outside trainer even scolded them as his 耻辱! Not i say one ok, it's his T's Nohj girl told me de. 

Hello, your students also sacrified alot ok! What kind of teacher are you ooh??? You should have further encourage them, advise them not to give up and try harder next time..... not to condemn them like that mah! Walao eh, need to scold student until like that mah? Serious mental problem! Die die must win meh? Cannot lost one meh? What mentality is this? 

Tsk tsk tsk... scary mindset he has!

Anyway, now they cannot go for the district level competition alr, i believe Mr CCL must be very angry in his heart! He must be psycho-ing his girl, make sure they take a revenge??? omg!

I let my girl go back earlier today, have a proper rest, pray hard whatever religion they are and prepare for the real comp. tmr. Otw back I saw him, with his T's Nohj students continueing their 魔鬼training. 

We will meet again for the sch level competition, next week, 26th April. See how then.... haih

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

两队只能选一队, 残忍!

Honey,

Remember yesterday I told u about the marching competition? Last min they said only 1 group can go >_< 

Actually all these years, only my MSBP unit went to the district level competition. My MSBP always performed well. Almost every year they emerged as Champion in sch level, if im not mistaken lar. As long as I could remember, they were always NUMBER 1 since i first came to this sch, 8 years back.

But this year they got a direct opponent - The T's. NHOJ. This is a new CCA uniform unit in our sch, because the principal dun wan to see all the C in one unit. ( Cuz it is super obvious that my MSBP is dominant by C ppl )

So, early this year, this Mr CCL formed the T's Nohj unit and they started everything from ZERO. From first aid, to marching and everything lar....

Well, i think they are actually quite eager that they also want to participate in the district level marching competition despite they are still consider very very new and with lack of experience and exposure! Anyway, everybody can see their efforts! Really very commited & hardworking. The teacher in charge (Mr CCL) and also the students themselves. They even practised during the sch holiday u know honey! Some of the students were actually ex-MSBP member, they jumped to the newer ship hahaha

Anyway, both MSBP and T's Nohj units had had their marching training months ago, since February.... Imagine for two months they practised & practised, under the hot sun.... all got tanned alr. Walao suddenly now, only one unit can go. I felt sorry for both units haih

To be fair, a pre - competition have to be held in order to choose which unit to represent our sch to the district level. Yesterday, all the students were training like wahhh tmr is the competition day like dat! 
Everyone was worried, scared that they can't go for the competition this coming Thursday. If before this, it's confirmed they are the one to go... now no more. They have to fight for the seat! If they failed, not only efforts wasted, but aiya... hard to say lar... the whole unit will be affected, me lose face also hehe

I must say that this T's Nohj unit, the teacher & students have done a splendid job! They are so new but they can do all these marching & the formation especially~ Though I see some of them are still "gong gong" dunno what is happening lar haha

My MSBP members were also trained and trained.... to their maximum yesterday. I told them yesterday,  today is the last day for practice before u all go for the competition, so pls do your best! 

You know wat they said to me? They said: no teacher, after we've won this, we will still be practicing until the real competition on Thursday @_@
Ok lar ok lar... it's good that you all are confident! 

So today is the day!

Early early all of them were all preparing at the sch canteen alr... make me gan chiong also @_@ 

I'm down with flu and blocked nose & coughing like a mad cow... Huh! 

I heard from another teacher,  the T's Nohj they came as early as 4am today for practice! Wahhhsehhhman can see that they REALLY WANT TO WIN hor!

Just before the competition, I tell them one thing.


Nothing is 100% in this world. OK! 


Finally, at around 9am, the judges arrived. They tossed a coin and the outcome was.... T's Nohj will do the performance first,  we next.

Ermmm, this is their first ever performance since the unit was formed. This is their first competition. Maiden competition. I believe the stress and tension were there. 

They made quite a lot of mistakes. Obvious one. The commander herself gave wrong command before they start to do their formation. Very jialat, they have to Keluar Baris in the middle of the performance and quickly get back to their respective position. Deducted a lot of marks here I believe. What a pity!

My students,  hmmm... I think they were quite relieved at this point of time, upon seeing this. To be frank,  my MSBP students were quite ready alr for the competition. At least, they know and remember their position and most importantly is what to do now and what to do next. 

不要发梦, as I always said.

So, after T's Nohj completed their performance, it's my MSBP turn and I really saw they were marching at their best alr, though there were still one or two mistake. Aiyoo... can't help one lar, they are just kids OMG!

The reality is cruel~ when the koko head announced the result... haih mixed emotion I had.

While my MSBP students were cheering for their triumph,  the other side... I saw quite a few of T's Nohj girls were crying T_T
I felt sad for them too... but haihh nothing can be done. I believe they themselves can guess the result alr, after their performance. 

MSBP      :  674 marks
T's Nohj   : 557 marks

So, this Thursday, we will go! Yeah!

Honey, that's the end of the story today. I'm tired and i want to go to sleep alr.... continue tonight. ..

我可爱的老公

Honey, you see yourself. ..



恶心的人 ^_^
but I love it haha~

Sunday, April 13, 2014

光良《想念的心》

Honey,

just now otw back to jb, i heard this song from the radio.
u know my tears immediately rolled down, like a leaking pipe again...

i guess u just dunno how come i always cry like a baby T_T
listen to the song, maybe you'll know


誰改變了我的世界

沒有方向 沒有日夜
我看著天 這一刻在想你
是否會對我一樣思念

你曾說我們有一個夢
等到那天 我們來實現
我望著天 在心中默默唸
下一秒 你出現在眼前

想念的心 裝滿的都是你
我的鋼琴 彈奏的都是你
我的日記 寫滿的都是你的名
才發現 又另一個黎明

誰改變了我的世界
沒有方向 沒有日夜
我看著天 這一刻在想你
是否會對我一樣思念

你曾說我們有一個夢
等到那天 我們來實現
我望著天 在心中默默唸
下一秒 你出現在眼前

想念的心 裝滿的都是你
我的鋼琴 彈奏的都是你
我的日記 寫滿的都是你的名
才發現 又另一個黎明

想念的心 裝滿的都是你
我的鋼琴 彈奏的都是你
我的日記 寫滿的都是你的名
才發現 又另一個黎明

我的日記 寫滿的都是你的名
才發現 又是一個黎明
這是我對你愛的累積

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q83rOajfIM


The lyric best describe my feeling now honey~

Love,
Agnes

Thursday, April 10, 2014

老公, 谢谢你!

刚刚要出门穿衣服的时发现自己好像又胖了一点 @_@

Hmmm... Haih @_@

真无奈 @_@

Send 了一个 whatapps 给老公, 问他:

从我们认识到现在, 我肥了这么多。。。这么多。。。 这么多。。。 这么多。。。 这么多。。。 这么多。。。 这么多。。。。。。


你还认得我吗?


老公的回答让我好感动 ^_^
虽然, 我懂他只是 "fu yan" 我~
但,我也很安慰~


我的回答更是害我自己感动到哭 T_T 
哈哈哈 emo emo-ing
有看过这么自恋的人, 自己被自己的文笔感动吗?


以前就有看过在  FB 有人传~ 我也是学来的


老公, 谢谢你在我很肥的时候还原意跟我做朋友! 
以后我瘦了, 必定会好好报答你! 哈哈哈 \(^_^)/

Ermmm, 要怎样报答您呢? 不如就请你从你家4楼抱我下楼吧! Yehoo! 


老公果然骂我是疯婆 哈哈哈

***可是老公, 为什么你给我一个 "黑脸" ?


BEST from home!

Honey,

you guess what my mum tabao for us?


I'm Unwrapping them.... quickly haha

Kampung chicken cooked with Foo Chow redwine! Aromatic fuyohhh! This skinny skinny chicken must be those local chicken that exercise alot, less fat & tender with muscle! 

Although I'm running nose now, but i still can smell it! 

阿妈煮的麻油红酒鸡

My mum must have woke up early this morning & cooked this chicken & tabao using my Tupperware 
( obviously she used a wrong type of Tupperware @_@ hahaha ) 
& ask my bro bring back for us!

世上只有妈妈好, 不是盖的哦!

And somemore....
After I unwrapped the second plastic bag..... u see wahhh


I order Bian Nuvk ler.... why become like this oo? Hahaha

Honeyyyy

BEST of the best! 
Kampua... not like u cin cai say 干面 ok 
早上8点打包的, 来到已经是下午两点了。。。它也变成了一团面! 哈哈

《干盘面》A popular type of noodles that you can find everywhere in Sarawak. People wont believe and you can't say that you have been to Sarikei, if you have never taste this before. This is everyday breakfast in Sarikei, staple food.

You know, when I was in primary sch... this Kampua cost ONLY 50 cents nia! Then, i remember the price was raised up to 70 cents. Then become 80 cents. After that, jumped to RM1, RM1.20, RM1.50..... and continue to rise as the years passes..... inflation ma!

Now i think still RM2 only, after twenty over years....
Still very cheap... Less than your Singapore 1 dollar ok!

I'm sure these must be from my 大舅母 de 手艺! She is selling this at the well-known Ma Li Cafe, opened by my late 大舅舅. Situated just opposite the highest building in Sarikei, the landmark, we called it《十成*楼》 The 10 levels building or the official name is Bangunan Jubli Mutiara?? 
Yea, it should be, if im not mistaken >_<

I have never bring u there hor? Haha nvm next time. My 舅母 & 表姐 & 表姐夫 & 表弟 will be very happy to see u honey haha ^_^ 
My 表姐 is the one selling Tupperware that one lor... and her children u saw them before Shirley,  Steven & the lil girl Yvonne - but dunno why they call her Ah Bong? 

Ok, back to the noodles story.

大包吧~

夸张!!! 

After I spread open........ you see you see?
Waseh man! Can share two person lol! 
Super Big Portion, extra noodles added... no where else you can find something like this anymore honey! OMG! 

舅母也太疼我们了吧 ^_^ 哈哈哈

吃不完, 还有一半流给妹妹今晚吃 @_@ 太大包了!

Honey, now I also kena running nose! You're right. The sushi chef must be having super powerful flu virus that day and when he "hakk chew" "hakk chew" on our sushi...... OMG GROSS.... all the viruses had been passed to us @_@

I m going to rest for a while first, later i'll go back to sg liao ah. See you later honey!

芒果人 vs 蜂窝组织

老公,

今天隔壁家好像刚搬来了一家新的租户, 看起来不像是本地人。我跟妹妹kepo, 跑去瞄了一眼, 跟他们笑了一下。不错, 他们蛮友善的还跟我们点头。

我说: 好像不是我们这里人hor?
妹妹说: 最好不是"芒果人", 我最讨厌我公司的"芒果人"了!

我想了一想。。。 难到 "芒果人" 是  Mongolian ?
哈哈哈 芒果人 @_@ 这样都可以?

老公,

我今天的喉咙是痛到。。。。。要吐血了!
明天有 observation, 我怕明天没声音就惨了!
所以, 赶快跑去 Jusco 买了一瓶蜂蜜回来, 喝下去好像真的会有好一点叻 ^_^ 喉咙没那么干了


RM 38, 在 Cosw@y 买的。

老公, 

我做个 magic 给你看, 上网学来的 ^_^
他们说要试试看是不是 pure honey....


******** Experiment with HONEY ********

拿一个盘, 放一点蜜, 加一点水, 摇摇一下。。。
如果看到类似 "bee hive" aka《蜂窝组织》出现, 就是纯正的啦! Easy right!


Tada........... my pure honey ^_^

蜂窝

你看得出吗? 有没有?

Bee hive

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Sore Throat duo


Dunno what we've eaten, both of us having sore throat @_@

Ok now let's list down,  what we have eaten together & same last Sunday.

1. Sakai sushi
- soft shell crab?
Fried fried fried fried fried.....


- quite impossible is the chawan mushi eh??
This is steamed! Healthy! 


- mango pudding is impossible!!
One of the BEST mango pudding I ever tried


- the green pea bean? Hmmmm...



- ohhhhhh I know liao!!! 

It MUST be the FRIED SUSHI!!!
Honey, I think i finally found the culprit! 



Or else the..............

2. Vitamin water ?? Unlikely. 



My throat cannot tahan alr just now, I went to buy coconut, by the roadside. This young man helped me to trim the coconut head straight away...

One

Two

Three

Make a hole, insert a straw...

Nah! Drink!

Instant Fresh! RM 2.50 only!

Honey, you know... if in Sarikei my mum bought it at RM1 nia each,  she always complained that JB ' s coconut is expensive haha

But after drinking,  the sore throat never get better ler... @_@ 
Ok la, it won't be so fast k.. I know
Thursday I got observation somemore @_@ awww

Ok honey i go to sleep le
nite nite 
😙😙

Sakura Tree

Honey,

recently many ppl posted this "sakura tree" on fb.

Cherry blossom~


In front of my brother's house also have one, see ^_^

Right in front of the entrance

Nice? 


Sakura???

Imagine it's your car parked under tht tree........ haha
I'm sure you will want to chop down that tree hahaha


Sunday, April 6, 2014

Good bye kiss

老公,

刚才你 kiss 我没有对准哦 ^_^
口水还留在我的嘴唇上叻 ^_^

我舍不得擦掉。。。
因为你的这一个吻, 是我接下来一整个星期的力量💪💪💪!

直到我拜四再见你 muacksss

Love,
Agnes

Honey, today got student give me flower ler!

Honey, did I ever tell u about a student that made me very very very very very very very very very angry the other day?

One day, when I entered my classroom, the whole classroom was emptied without a single table or chair except for my desk. 
#This is a long..... story, I tell u next time. 

You know what, I was really really mad that day, somemore i was on menses lar. Very very angry because almost all of the students, ALL of them went out to ponteng! They claimed that they were searching for tables & chairs but....... without permission! 
I must admit that I was late for their lesson that day. Awww...Their class were at the 4th level honey @_@

I scolded them all for going out without permission, very hard. Yes, i believe they were searching for tables, but the fact is... they were actually taking their own sweet time to find their friends, talking with their friends, playing and joking with their friends bla bla bla..... waste time! 

After scolding them, I gave them a STERN WARNING that NOBODY SHALL EVER TRY TO GO OUT AGAIN WHILE I'M NOT IN, NO MATTER WHAT REASON OR EXCUSES!

I am the teacher! I was paid to take care of you when you are in the sch, i said! So, If you all have no table/chair, just WAIT FOR ME to come in then you tell me and I will settle for you! Don't you attempt to go out and find yourself the table/chair! Because you are NOT A TEACHER! You wont be more capable than me in finding table/chair ok! You come to sch to study! The rest I ( the teacher ) will take care for you!

AWAK SEMUA FAHAM TAK?
DO YOU ALL UNDERSTAND?

Yes... yes... yes... some of them answered me.

Ok fine, I thought they understood. 
So I went out to find tables/chairs for them, about 20 of them.

See??? I knew it! There were a lot of tables & chairs just next door! I told you, they were just finding excuse to go out to ponteng, instead of searching lor! Grrrrggg.... They purposely went out, went to the other blocks maybe, passing by other classrooms, visit their gfs/bfs... enjoying the scenery (if there is there any???) and went patrolling the whole sch from level 1 to level 4... ah boh why they cannot see those tables/chairs which were just next door?

And the thing that actually hit my volcano to EXPLODE is..... this indian fella - Moghi.


HE DARE TO GO OUT THE CLASSROOM right after me!!!!!!


这家伙是吃了豹子胆, 是吗?
gas die me!!!!

Can you imagine he still dare to say he went out to find tables/chairs again after I'd just warned them NOT TO STEP OUT FROM THE CLASSROOM, just less than 5 mins ago? 
Walao eh!! I yelled on top of my voice at him...... ahhhhhhh

Baru tadi saya cakap 

JANGAN KELUAR KELAS!! 
KENAPA YOU KELUAR LAGI? 
KAN SAYA KATA SAYA YANG PERGI CARI KERUSI MEJA UNTUK AWAK SEMUA! KENAPA YOU KELUAR KELAS LAGIIIIIiiiiiiiiii 

I ordered him to get out from my class and go to stand in the middle of the dataran!

He refused at first, but dare not to ignore me after seeing my killer eyes, burning in fire, like going to throw him off from Level 4 in the next second! I dragged him to the center of the dataran where everyone in the sch can see him, hoping to embarrass him. I was kind enough to give him a chair and ask him to sit there if he likes chair that much! I actually scared he might faint, but the sun was actually so so only... It was just 10am. Reluctantly, he stood there... until recess. 10.25am.

I was very very very very very very very angry at him! Honey can you imagine a lioness roaring like that? Hahahaha

Then, the next day, nobody dare to go out to find tables/chairs anymore. A class representative came to inform me that all the tables/chairs were gone again so that I helped them to find again. 
#This is another long story.... I tell u next time. 

And since then, this fella Moghi dare not to talk much to me anymore, before this he likes to call me teacher this... teacher that... now no more alr ~\(@_@)/~ ok lar good!
We were like having a cold war. 
I don't want to look at him, he don't want to talk to me.


Then, today suddenly his friend give me this and said: 

Teacher Agnes, this one Moghi give u. Haha
I looked at him and he just smiled, malu-malu kucing 

Then i said: oh thank you!
After a while, I asked him:
Moghi, hari itu cikgu marah u, u tak benci sama saya lagi kah?


Again,  he smiled paiseh paiseh like that. Haha
After that, he started to talk to me like before. 
The cold war ended. 


Haihhh student ah students...

Why are you all so cute ah, like small kid like that @_@ 
I m sorry, i scolded you until like tht, but you still like me... I dunno why?